enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes?
Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.
I am starting to really like this Chris Pratt fellow.
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
whoop there it is
truth tea has been spilled
- (via liqiud)
OHHHH MYYY GOODDDDDDDDD so my dad had his boss over for dinner tonight and during dinner his boss was like “oh my billy I didn’t know you had an older son!” and we were all like what is this guy talking about BUT THEN WE REALIZED HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE STUMP PICTURES TAPED ON MY REFRIGERATOR
AND MY DAD JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT SAYING “OH YES THATS MY SON PATRICK HE LIVES IN CHICAGO NOW” AND MY MOM AND I LAUGHED SO HARD WE HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space.
i like the difference between all of these relationships.. like professional, personal, strangers..
so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself