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2am-poetry:

worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via mirrorsstartowhisper)

colorfulhowell:

Did Dan just do the duck face

sky-loons:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…

(Source: rialxoan, via ahuntingtravestyinapolicebox)

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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(via bananas-in-pydramas)

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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(via the-horrors-of-my-mind)

gigsandmusic:

x

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

(via rememberingsuunday)

"They’re like, 12"

- The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)

(via team-free-fallen-angel)

popculturesavvyangel:

winchesterdelight:

phantomslittledevil:

allthefandomfeelings:

ITS BACK IAND I CNANTN BREATCHE

WHY IS THIS BACK

hellouguuuu

nO

(Source: iraffiruse, via team-free-fallen-angel)

fall-out-boy-blog:

When you say a really good comeback without stutteringimage

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8.16.14

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

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