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colorfulhowell:

There are two types of people

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jtgjosh:

LETS GET SPOOPY!

Reblog to spread the SPOOPYNESS!

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seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

idanceitarotiart:

tastefullyoffensive:

Food Geometry [mrlovenstein]

There is penultimate truth in this imagery.

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crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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fwentyonepilots:

You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me

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theworldinverts:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

fishingboatproceeds:

karasaysraaawr:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

is that john green

That’s John Green.

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QUEEN.

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imthedad:

this photo will be circulating like 50 yrs from now

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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